Woodfucks

Woodfucks are mystical creatures created by Shrek on Steroids when he said to The Evan "How much wood would a Woodfuck fuck if a Woodfuck could fuck wood?" Out of this question, the Woodfuck sprang forward, feathers fully splayed. It was created due to the fact that The Evan and Shrek on Steroids are both very magical. Things can be created just by them being talked about, and that, my friends, is how the Woodfuck was born. Immediately once they were presented with the conundrum, they got right to work trying to solve the baffling riddle, and I think they did. They immediately started conducting studies on Woodfucks in their natural habitats (Strip Clubs), and they found that Woodfucks fuck at a rate of five fucks per second, can fuck five things at a time (slut), fuck every five minutes, and live forever. Using this data, they determined that if a Woodfuck could fuck wood(which it can't), then it would fuck infinite wood. This study was conducted with help from The Nathan, and even SUPER MEGA SHREK THE ALMIGHTY SUPER MEGA GOD OF LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING TO EVER EXIST EVER IN THE UNIVERSE. Studies like this take a lot of time and money,and wouldn't be possible without you nice folks on Patreon's support. Go check that out in the link in the description. Now DFTBA (Don't Forget To Be Awesome).

These are a few rough possible guesses as to what a Woodfuck might look like: