The Chach

' Warnin g: The following page discuses secrets of the multiverse itself that no mortal shall ever know. Any mortal who reads this page runs the risk of being driven to madness by a force they cannot comprehend.'

Sincerely,

The Evan

With that said, The Chach is the only god in the multiverse who is more powerful than Super Ultra Mega Shrek The Super Ultra Mega God Of Life The Universe And Everything. The Chach is omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, and created the multiverse.

What we Know About The Chach
The Chach is a very mysterious creature. He has existed before time and space itself and created the universe 500,000,000,000 years ago. He resides at the center of the multiverse in a secret dimension known as Chachland. Chachland can only be accessed via a secret door in the kitchen of Pizano's Pizza & Pasta, East Madison Street, Chicago, IL, the door has very magical effects. It only exists when The Chach wants it to and only those allowed entry can interact with the door. For those who are not allowed into Chachland the door is invisible and intangible.