Tsathoggua

Tsathoggua (not to be confused with the Lovecraftian beast by the same name) is the older brother of The Evan. Also known as The Colin and Nyarlathotep, Tsathoggua appears to be a tall, thin, walking corpse of an Egyptian Pharaoh. Under the traditional pharaoh garb is a humanoid, zombie-like creature with tentacles for limbs and soulless black eyes with red pupils.

Biography
Tsathoggua was born 10,333,332.3 years ago when The Nathan and the dark void of infinite nothingness had their first child horrible mistake. 333,333.3 years later the dark void of infinite nothingness popped out a second horrible mistake named The Evan.

2.24 MYA
2.24 million years ago Tsathoggua and The Evan left the inverted dimension to investigate a planet in the universe called "Earth". when that got to Earth they landed in what is now modern day China. They then established the sacred land of Guilin.

2 MYA
2 million years ago Tsathoggua became the guardian of the Universe. It wasn’t until much later though, that began to interact in large part with humans. For most of his time as guardian he stayed in Guilin with his brother but in 500,000 BCE he moved to the Nile river valley. There he met several tribes of humans who slowly grew very fond of him, they then began to realize that he was a god and started worshiping him. Eventually it even got to the point were there kings dressed as him. At that point he realized that it had gotten out of hand and quit his job.

3,000 BCE
In 3,000 BCE there was an opening available for guardian of Limbo after the Bald Sensei Man gave up said position to become the guardian of Heaven. Seeing this as an opportunity to gain more respect amongst his fellow gods Tsathoggua took up the position as guardian of limbo, a role he served until The Era Of Abominations.

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