Paper Clamps

Paper clamps are the making of the gods. They solve all yo' problems and are much better than the widely hated '' Paper Clips. '' They can be used to do pretty much anything. For example, The Evan is currently using them and the hated ones (only as pawns though, for the Paper Clips ) to build a super-weapon of mass destruction. They are terrific, though you should be informed, they may not be what you think. Most people think of knock-off Paper Clamps when they hear of Paper Clamps, but they actually are the true, good, shit. Like this (Top Image).

Not like this (Bottom Image)

Paper Clamps can be used for so much more than you would think. For example, the night Shrek on Steroids was conceived, if The Evan had used a Paper Clamp (for protection), Shrek on Steroids wouldn't exist. Paper Clamps can also be used for food, drinks, sanitation (before grugs), a super-weapon, a portal through time and space, a building material, an idol to worship The Evan and Shrek on Steroids at, a hairpin, an ordinary weapon, a blade, a camera, a phone(flip), or a pet. As you can see, there are many things that paper clamps, the symbol of Shrek on Steroids, can be used for, and they have a rich story behind them.