The Nathan

The Nathan is a being who feels very little emotion. He is a the father of The Evan and Tsathoggua, grandfather of Shrek on Steroids and The Dagon, and the son of Freddie Freaker.

Biography
The Nathan was born 1.2 billion years ago from the union of Freddie Freaker and Freda Freaker. 10,333,333 The Nathan nutted upon the god cheese and rising from the god cheese, nude and t-posing, Tsathoggua was born. 333,334 years later The Nathan once again nutted on the god cheese, this time giving life to The Evan.

69 MYA
From 69 MYA to 2018 The Nathan ruled the Inverted Dimension, this era was known as The Age Of Fast. During The Age Of Fast The Nathan ran very fast, ate lots of cheese, and sacrificed 437,000 babies. During this era The Nathan revered for his actions as guardian of The Inverted Dimension but not much was known about him. The reason he was so mysterious is because most mortals who he interacted with did not live to tell their story.

2019
In 2019 the Age Of Fast ended The Nathan finally filled The Pit with babies and achieved his goal of bringing peace to the Inverted Dimension.

Abilities
The Nathan has many abilities here are a few of them

Daddy Magic
The Nathan can use daddy magic like every other daddy.

Fast
The Nathan is one of the fastest beings in the multiverse. Under the proper circumstances he can move 69 quadrillion times the speed of light.

Size Manipulation
The Nathan can change in size at will. At his normal size he is very short but he can grow up to 420 miles tall.

Random Facts About The Nathan

 * His favorite cheese is Parmesan
 * He has 4 sets of spiky genitals
 * He invented CBT (Cock and Ball Torture)
 * He has only forgotten to wear yellow socks on Thursday once.