The Dagon & Shipiphany

The Dagon and Shipiphany are the second son and the bride of The Evan respectively. Not much is known about either of them.

The Dagon
The Dagon, or X'chll'at-aa in the ancient tongue, is the second son of The Evan. The Evan was quoted as saying “I have seen the future; my second son will be born in 4269 and have power beyond that of even The Bald Sensei Man." It has been said that when The Dagon was conceived, The Evan removed the fetus from Shipiphany’s womb and placed it within the core of the black star, Alpha Evaneon A. There, his power would grow over a period of thousands of years until he emerged from the star.

Shipiphany
Shipiphany is the wife The Evan and the mother of The Dagon. Shipiphany was created as a result of genetic engineering. This happened when The Evan spliced the DNA of several of the most powerful species in both The Universe and The Inverted Dimension. Shipiphany is 70% Inverted Dimension Deity, 25% Homo Sapien Celestial, 4.5% angel, 0.4% Homo Sapien Sapien, and 0.1% Ｂｕｔｔｅｒ Ｔａｒｔ. Many scholars and practitioners of Evanism believe that Shipiphany is so sexy that if any mortal were to look upon her naked body, buttocks and all, they would instantly die of shock.

Secs Week
Secs Week is a one week long event where you can engage in the same activities as Secs Night but with one added activity of watching The Evan and Shipiphany participate in a weeklong gauntlet of sex-related challenges. If you are a mortal, in order to watch the gauntlet you must pay a hefty price ($5,000 for normal seats and $10,000 for seats in ‘The Splash Zone’) and you must wear special glasses that mask the true beauty of Shipiphany’s naked body. If you are a god, tickets are free and you do not have to wear the glasses.