Shrek On Steroids

Shrek on Steroids, son of The Evan is the main creator of the Woodfucks and discoverer of Paper Clamps.

Biography
Shrek on Steroids is a being spawned by The Evan when he forgot to use protection while doing the dew with a prostitute. He is the main creator of Woodfucks, also. He helped discover Paper Clamps.What most people think of when they hear the name Shrek on Steroids, they think of a more athletic Shrek, but that's not what Shrek on Steroids is like at all. For some reason, when Shrek took steroids, instead of making him more athletic, it made his body way buffer, like, Hulk buff. His face, though, is still the same. The Evan's child went unnamed for a long time. He did not receive a name until he decided he wanted to dress up in the most obnoxious costume, which happened to be Shrek on steroids. When The Evan saw this, he knew that this was his son's purest form, and he said "Your name is now Shrek on Steroids!", and the costume melded onto his skin, until it was his skin. The current whereabouts of Shrek on Steroids are unknown, but he was last seen conducting his study on Woodfucks, so most creatures/people believe that he is off plotting what to do next, after The Emoji Movie 2, of course, and smoking paper clamps.